Bloviation: The art of speaking for as long as the occasion warrants, and saying nothing.
Every programmer has their own soapbox to demonstrate how much smarter they are than everyone else, and many of them come with a condescending attitude. "Lo! I have perfected the art of function-parallel media translacing," they say. "Behold my unit tests, and abandon your tired and inferior methods!"
So I thought: How can I consider myself a serious programmer without a my own platform from which to proclaim such undeniable truths? And so Bloviations of an Opinionated Programmer was born!